Naruto: Truth or Dare

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“Awahhh.” Naruto stretched as he sat up from bed, then he scratched his head.

Naruto knew today was something important, but he couldn’t remember what…

*Ring ring ring ring* the phone rang, *ring ring ring ring*.

Naruto yawned as he kicked his blankets off to go get the phone.

“Hello?” Naruto said groggily.

“Naruto-kun,” it was Hinata, “my father says Neji-nii-san must accompany me to your party. Is that ok?”

“Yeah, sure.” Naruto blinked and rubbed his eyes as to get rid of the fogginess.

Naruto hung up and turned around to go back to bed when BAM!

“THE PARTY!” Naruto had completely forgotten, this was the day he was throwing that party.

Naruto threw on his ninja suit and ran out the door, not even bothering to brush his hair.

He jumped from roof to roof, in order to get to the store before it got busy he would have to hurry.

Later at the party…

“Truth or dare! Truth or dare!” everyone shouted as loud as they could.

“Ok, ok. Just get a grip.” Naruto moved a few people into a new corner of the room.

“But first let me make sure everyone is here.” Naruto scanned the room

Ino and Sakura were bickering over by the table…

Tenten was sitting on the couch with Lee and talking about battle techniques…

Neji had backed Hinata into a corner and was standing a few feet in front of her watching her every move (seeing as that is what his uncle told him to do (NO HE IS NOT TRYING TO KISS HER!!!))…

Shino was yelling at Kiba for stepping on a bug, and Kiba was trying disappear…

Akamaru was hiding behind Kiba and whimpering…

Shikamaru and Chorji were sharing a bag of chips…

And Sasuke was in his emo corner (deal with it people! HE SO IS EMO!)

Now that everyone was accounted for, “Everyone in a circle!”

Everyone gathered, all but Sasuke, who was still in his emo corner.

“Me first, me first!” Sakura jumped into the middle.

“Okay.” The group agreed.

“Yes! Shino truth or Dare?” Sakura smiled, this guy was so much fun to mess with.

“… truth…” to Sakura’s disappointment, Shino had no reaction.

“Um, okay, well how about you tell us who you really like.” Sakura smiled, she knew she would get a rise out of this.

But Shino just blinked, then turned his eyes to the ground.

“Well?” Sakura giggled.

“You wouldn’t know her…” Shino looked at Sakura again.

“But I know who Hinata is.” Sakura laughed and so did the rest of the group, except Hinata, she didn’t laugh.

“She’s a member of the Starling Clan” Shino stuck his hands into his pockets.

“Then what’s her name Shino?” Sakura taunted

“Kiea Amuze ALRIGHT!?” Shino barked back at her.

“See, I knew you were lying. I’ve never heard of any Kiea Amuze.” Sakura laughed she thought she had won.

Kiba stared at Shino in astonishment than at Sakura with shock, “You don’t know who Kiea Amuze is?”

Sakura stopped laughing, “She’s real?”

“Kiea Amuze is the youngest ninja ever to graduate from the academy.” Kiba explained, “She was a Chunin at 7.”

“Oh.” Sakura tried to laugh it off, but her embarrassment stuck.

“She’s the same age as us, but she’s qualified to have her own team, not that she wants a team or anything.” Kiba turned to Shino, “And I overheard Tsunade talking about making here Hokage when she dies.”

“Your point.” Shino remained unfazed.

“I asked her out once and she punched me until I cried just for looking at her.” Kiba laughed at Shino unworried gaze.

"I asked her out and she said yes, the date is next week.” Shino said, and Kiba stopped talking because it showed that Shino had his reasons for liking her.

“Well, Tenten, truth or dare?” Shino shoved the conversation for seconds before out of his mind.

“Hmmm, got to go with truth, I’m not taking my chances.” Tenten laughed out loud.

“If you ever got the chance to, would you make out with Neji?” Everyone looked at Shino, it was really weird of him to say this.

Neji flushed a dark pink, but Tenten just laughed even harder.

“Yeah! Who wouldn’t?” Tenten said through chokes of giggles.

Neji blushed even harder than before and shuffled his feet; this gave Hinata a chance to get to the other side of the circle.

“Well, I guess it’s my turn then.” Tenten stopped laughing and suddenly became really serious, “Shikamaru, truth or dare?”

“Troublesome… dare I suppose.” Shika sighed.

“I dare you to go and… uh… steal Tsunade’s most important paper work.” Tenten laughed to herself, this would be rich.

“Fine, such a pain.” Shikamaru got up, walked over to the door, and left.

“He’s not going to do it.” Naruto explained.

17 minutes later…

“SHIKAMARU GET BACK HERE WITH THOSE PAPERS!” Tsunade yelled as she ran after Shikamaru.

She caught him…

Shikamaru thumped into Naruto’s house, he held one paper in his left hand and his right hand was bleeding.

“Got it.” Shika smiled, “Now it’s my turn, Naruto truth or dare?”

“Dare me man!” Naruto shouted.

Shika was tired, so he made it simple, “Go kiss Kiba.”

“Aww man! Why do you hate me, what did I do?” Kiba whined.

“I thought that Naruto wouldn’t have a problem with it seeing as he kissed Sasuke.” Shika laughed.

“WHY?” Kiba yelped and Akamaru howled.

“Fine…” Naruto sighed and he walked up to Kiba.

“NO, STAY AWAY!” Kiba kicked Naruto back and scooted backwards.

To lazy…………